i'm not tryin' to be artsy, here. i'm PISSED.
don't read it if you don't wanna hear somebody bitch
I got over 1000 (seriously--more than ONE THOUSAND) emails from the same company in the same day. the company was mail.com they were hosting the spam for a mailer called firstname.lastname@example.org since my mailbox was so FUCKING INCREDIBLY FULL, I couldn't get any of my legit messages from people who weren't TRYING TO SELL ME CRAP. My mailhost sent me a message saying that my messages were returned to sender.
I sent a letter to mail.com, telling them that they were a buncha spamming motherfuckers & that I'd take legal action against them if I lost any important shit because of them & their crap. And by the way, did they really believe that I'd buy shit from someone just because they plugged my goddam mailbox so full that I couldn't open it? I explained that asshole companies like them have turned the internet into a ghetto, & they responded with a letter explaining that they had filed a complaint with my internet provider about my abusive tone.
so I sent 'em a letter back saying that they're a big buncha lousy cocksuckin' lowlifes. they sent me back a letter warning me that they "defend their brand against defamation".
the moral of the story here, kids, is DON'T OPEN ANY GODDAM MAIL FROM mail.com, email@example.com OR ANY OTHER @mail.com ADDRESS. THEY'RE A LOUSY BUNCHA LOWLIFE MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE SPAMMING LITTLE BITCHES